Whenever you’re up late and you’re wondering if you should eat or not, just listen to this. I love you.
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’